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I am sure some of you will groan at this selection, but since that show Nicole Richie did with Paris Hilton I have developed a soft spot for her charm and downright hilarious comebacks. She definitely carried that show on her shoulders and has become a respected fashion designer - unlike Paris who has - um - well at least her boyfriend is totally gorgeous.

Nicole is now doing an exclusive webseries for AOL and today she hits up the flower shop and meets with her FAB-ulous florist who informs her that daisies are the most desperate flower and he wants to gag at the thought of the sunflowers that Nicole keeps stocked in her kitchen.

Funniest moment of this episode (there are many) is when Nicole finds a vase with a post it note on it that says “Courtney Love” and Nicole says “Is this Courtney Love’s vase, or is she in here? Candidly Nicole is so charming - she may even turn some of her haters. Watch it here!

Here is a clever series that also happens to be animated. Join hosts Chuck and Josh to discover how language evolved - and how our anatomy would not even let us speak English and our bodies have changed completely allowing us to develop words.

Here is one of the theories theories on the evolution of language:

That we adapted to survive, so we learned how to speak - i.e.: The better the communication the safer and more successful a hunt will be.

See isn’t fun to learn something? Watch more episodes from Josh and Chuck here and impress your friends with what you now know.

Get these two bitches into bed together and you are in for one hell of a  ride, that in the end is tender and sweet and downright hilarious. Joan on ugly girls: My mother always used to say, don’t you worry they may be horses now but when they get older it will get better for them.

The concept is simple, Joan brings in a celebrity friend into her “bed” and they have a big kai kai about life, growing up, making it in Hollywood, plastic surgery, Helen Hunt’s Easter Island forehead and so much more.

Learn more about how RuPaul went from being an awkward but fabulous kid from San Diego, to a genderfuck artist in Atlanta to the most fabulous and famous drag queen in the history of the world. Work, supermodel. 

One guy is straight. One guy is gay. One guy is taken. It is up to Tauvia to figure out which one is which and if she gets it right, her and the straight single man will be going on a vacation together, but if she is wrong - the man she picks will be taking the trip with their significant other.

The series starts with Tauvia meeting the guys and thinking they are all straight, but after a series of phone calls her dreams are dashed, she is unlucky in love again and now she has to get her sleuthing on. Time to look for signs.

Two guys where speedos to the pool? Hmmm. One guy has strangely placed tattoos on his hip bones and another guy has a sinbad like hoop earring in his right ear. She really is grasping at straws here. How good is your gaydar - watch to find out.

How does one get ahead in this world? With so many people competing for the same job and let’s be honest applicants that are more qualified than you - basically it is nepotism or bust.

Follow Ben in his quest to break into the entertainment industry by exploiting his father’s deep connections to the world since he is a dentist to the stars (well he once replaced David Copperfield’s crown)

The first episode features Richard Kind (Mad About You, Spin City) and a bevy of other hilarious characters like his wall street roommate who likes to bang waitresses and use awful innuendos, and said waitress who might just have a little thing for Ben.

One of the most clever and laugh out loud funny webseries we have come across in some time. And the guest stars keep getting better as the season continues. Watch it here!

It is not everyday that you get a webseries coming from beyond the atmosphere, but the Canadian Space Agency and ISS commander Chris Hadfield has been garnering an enormous fan base from his videos explaining how life works in the zero gravity of space.

In this episode Chris explains how one gets a decent night sleep while orbiting. I don’t know why I just pictured astronauts strapping themselves down in regular beds, but the reality is each astronaut gets a special sleeping pod with a vertical sleeping bag tied to the wall.

Also since there is no gravity, you don’t need a pillow - the lack of gravity allows for muscles to relax completely you are literally floating in a comfortable ball of bliss. Did I mention the Russian space jammies? Watch to find out more!

You either love or hate UFC fighting, but VICE attempts to humanize the sport by sending in a self proclaimed geek Baby Balls into this world of protein shakes, punches to the head and extreme resilience and spirit.

Balls Deep is just one of the many quality series that VICE offers on their website - they really are one of the leaders in bleeding edge documentary that takes you around the world in a more gritty unpolished style that lends well in truly discovering the soul of a subject. There is no smoke and mirrors.

Follow Baby Balls as he goes from day off to training to fight night to aftermath with hardbody and relentless MMA fighter Matt Ruskin. Matt is dedicated and determined to be one of the most successful MMA fighters using his aggressive loose style. But will he win his match after he hits the mat from a huge hook by his opponent. Watch below to find out.

Oooh, not a good move man - lying to a girl (SNL’s Cecily Srong) and telling her your a virgin just to bring her back to have jackrabbit sex with her.And then getting offended when this girl, who thinks she just took your v-card starts giving you tips on how to perform better in the future?

I love the role reversals in this episode of The Morning After - when I first saw the title “Virgin” - I assumed the girl was a virgin and the guy would spend the whole episode trying to get a clingy girl out of his bed - did not expect it to be the other way around.

Be sure also to catch the episode where this same guy sleeps with a black girl and asks her to compare his dick size to a black dude (never a good idea). He also calls her LaJuice. I agree with one commenter “How does this guy keep getting laid?”

A satire on the ridiculousness of reality television. Does anyone remember Temptation Island? Why is reality TV like crack - granted my crack is the reality competition programs like Amazing Race, Project Runway, ANTM and Drag Race - I hate the brainless nimrods that get to sit in a house on Big Brother and don’t even let me go on a rant about those airheaded damn Kardashians.

In Sex House you win challenges by being the first to screw - and on this day a pole dancer is coming for a visit to show the girls how to sex themselves up to get the coveted prize. What is the prize? HERPES?  A sibian gets dropped off and a few jump right on (sibian: basically a dildo attached to some kind of vibrating box that you sit on). This guy likes it.

Oh shit, the stripper has fallen off the pole and broken her tibia. Of course the sluttiest girl (see picture) tries to grind up on her while giving mouth to mouth. The Onion sure can skewer our messed up lives. Watch Sex House here and feel a little better about yourself while judging these messes.

Well unless you are against surreal fantasy with dragons and wicked beheadings you have probably watched or are about to watch the season premiere of Game of Thrones that aired yesterday on HBO. And with popular shows often come spoofs - and here comes School of Thrones - GOT in high school - love the girl in the awful blonde wig acting as Daenerys Targaryen - I don’t think we will see her full frontal on Youtube though.

Welcome to Westero High where the cliques are unpenetrable and the imminence of Prom Night is upon us. The Starks stick together, but of course John Snow is known as the bastard child he is - he feels a connection with Daenerys who gives the amazing quote - “We’re young, hormonal, and we all love the shit out of dragons.”

The fight is on for the elusive title of Prom King with the Barathians, Lannisters and Greyjoys all fighting it out. Of course the Greyjoys are known as nautical people, so they are all wearing speedos. And when will the dragons be released, are they good campaigners?

And then there is the evil little asshole Joffrey and his unapologetic savagery - he has just brought Sansa Stark over to the dark side and now the Stark’s and Daenerys must band together to stop him from conquering the prom and destroying the school. There is also a quick bit from Tyrion Lannister - yes the little person - he better have a bigger part in the following episodes. This webseries is amazing and if you watch GOT you have to watch SOT.